Huck-Huck baby is like Vanilla Ice, he’s a one hit wonder!

After writing that title I had an epiphany. Maybe Huck should consider adding Vanilla Ice to his ad campaign. It would probably match the substance in his current Chuck Norris border control ads.

Huckabee continues to use every campaigning strategy under the sun to convince the American people to vote for him, expect the strategy of actually showing them why HE should president. Sounds confusing, I know. But what I’m trying to say is that his campaign is less about demonstrating the qualities that would make him a better president, and more about showing why the other guy wouldn’t, or by simply diverting attention away from important issues through the use of humour or clever marketing (Chuck Norris ads and sarcastic responses to legitimate questions and concerns).

On that note, here is the latest reason that Huck should be president………drum roll please………..drum roll……… long dramatic pause………..drum roll again…………ok……here it is………this is really good………it shows a lot about Huck’s character…………And ladies and gentlemen, the reason is……because “Don’t Mormons believe that Jesus and the Devil are brothers?” (This was a quote from Mike Huckabee for an upcoming article based on an interview he had with the New York Times. You can read the full thing at:

http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5gmsEReXFe-Cyo095NpBCTPFTwJCwD8TFL9B81

Oh my gosh! Is that true? Well that’s an AMAZING reason to vote Mike! I mean, the possibility (unproven) of a belief of the church of another candidate which is different from his own. Well holy mackinaw!!! .... I’m switching my vote to Huck RIGHT THIS INSTANT! Not to mention, I heard that Mitt Romney’s second cousin’s butler’s uncle’s massage therapist’s great uncle’s donkey IS the Devil! Gee, I’m not sure about this Romney guy any more. I used to like him because he had integrity, substance, experience and leadership ability, but in the light of the recent findings by Mike Huckabee, I’m just not sure anymore. I mean, maybe I should vote for Huck, because after all, he does keep making such a good case for why HE should be president. Oh wait, no he doesn’t!

Ok, enough sarcasm, you get my point. Once again Huckabee evades talking about things that really matter and opts instead to meaninglessly mud sling. This guy is a ONE-HIT-WONDER, just like Vanilla Ice. His one hit is that he’s an Evangelical and that people should vote for him because of it (not actually a fair one-hit, but one-hit none the less). There’s nothing wrong with being Evangelical, but it’s not the most important reason to vote for someone. The founding fathers made it abundantly clear that a person’s religion is not a test for the presidency, yet Mitt’s faith is such an issue for many.Romney has assured time and time again that it will not be an issue and has an extensive track record that shows the truth in that statement.

Soon after making the comment, “don’t Mormons believe that Jesus and the Devil are brothers?”, Huckabee preceded to tell the New York times that “he believes Mormonism is a religion but doesn't know much about it.” Give me a break! The guy doesn’t know much about Mormonism, but then throws out that they think Jesus and Satan are brothers. Can you imagine the repercussions if Huckabee had said “hey, I don’t know much about Germans, but didn’t they kill a bunch of Jews?” What a crock! This is a classic case of good-guy-trying-to-throw-mud-but-not-look-like-the-weasel-he-really-is-syndrome. Huckabee really personifies the saying “it is easier criticize than it is to create”. He lacks the ability to truly be a good president so he must continually resort to bashing others in attempt to win, in his mind, as the lesser of two evils.