You’d Have To Be a McCainiac To Vote For John McCain, Or Just Really Drunk

John McCain isn’t putting the “hip” back in “hypocrite”. This cranky, ill-tempered geezer is out showing the world that he is everything BUT a straight talker. Remember when McCain and his boyfriend Huckabee were tag teaming Mitt Romney saying that he was being too negative on the campaign trail, when all he was doing was showing everyone their dismal/liberal records (something important to know)? Well, now Saint McCain is out their doing the exact same thing to Mitt. Today he bashed Mitt publicly saying that he’s a manager, not a leader (obviously implying that he is). This hypocrisy has been going on for quite a while now. It’s convenient that McCain can be the nice guy who doesn’t attack (and criticizes others for attacking) when it makes him look good, but quickly turns from Jekyll to Hyde when it doesn’t matter. McCain’s supposed straight talk is about as straight as a question mark. Clearly Mitt wouldn’t let him get away with his empty accusations and hit him back.

Romney said McCain thinks “being on the Commerce Committee in the Senate, that’s what gives you the expertise you need to know about how the economy works.” He added sarcastically, “Yeah, oh yeah,” before citing several of McCain’s quotes in the last several years in which the Arizona senator acknowledges his weakness in economic matters comparative to his knowledge of foreign and military issues.

“Now I think that’s straight talk, all right?” Romney went on, “Washington talk says that somehow because you’ve been in Washington and you’ve been on a committee that you somehow know about how the jobs of this country are created.”

Did anybody else notice how poorly McCain answered questions at the Florida debate last night (see video below)? When Ron Paul asked him about the economy, he’s mumbled out some verbal diarrhea about how he “knows people” in Washington who can advise him on economic stuff. WOW, I mean WOW! The economy is only THE MOST IMPORTANT issue in American right now and he’s gonna ask his buddies what to do! Gee, John, I though you said you were a leader? Mitt, the real leader, has a stimulus plan and is ready to take action. McCain is the manager, simply wanting to sit on his pedestal and supervise those under him making all the crucial decisions. And he’s not even a good manager – he’s like the manager of a sleazy fried chicken joint. The guy has almost no substance, and the only bit of it that he does have is liberal! He calls Romney a flip-flopper, but he has flip-flopped on way more issues. Mitt’s record shows that once he has changed his view on a position, he has stuck with it. McCain can’t say the same.

The only reason McCain is getting so much attention is because the media views him as the best guy to stop Romney, the only true conservative left in the race capable of defeating the Dems. Notice how they don’t prop up Huckabee much anymore? Why? Because he’s a lost cause…they need to get the biggest bang for their critical, manipulative, biased buck, and that is by electing McCain. And the media says, “well McCain will appeal to Democratic voters in the national election if he gets the nomination because of his moderate position”. Two red flags to be had here. First off, why would Republicans vote for a guy the Democrats would like (due to his liberal positions)? Second, one of the most important issues to Democrats is pulling out of Iraq. Why would they take McCain, who would happily build his vacation home on shores of the Persian Gulf, over one of their own candidates, just because he has “some” moderate views? The answer is simple. If Republicans vote McCain, they might as well be Democrats, or … they might as well hand over the election to Clinton or Obama on a silver platter (with girls beside their throne that fan them with giant leaves and feed them grapes). McCain, like Huckabee, will ruin the conservative coalition and cause a devastating blow to the Republican Party and their voters’ moral. But hey, if any Democrats out there are reading this, I just gave you a great strategy to win the national election: support “Republican” John McCain. After all, to logically support this guy you’d either have to be a Democrat or a McCainiac.

Here is a video made by the Ron Paul guys that pretty much sums up John McCain's knowledge about the most important issue to Americans: the economy. Super funny, from the debate last night, take a look.